Mike Tyson is helping things be more okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM-DmVIWTTU

Is everything okay? Dude, no. But better. Thanks, Mike.

Also, everything is awful

If I could just never talk to anyone ever again, that would be rad.

Massive panic attack version 4.0

Is everything okay?

NO.

YOU PUT ON CLOTHES FOR COFFEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7-zx0n46Xk

JEEZE. If you say so.

By the way, NOTHING is okay.

This is something

I would normally post witticisms about and engage in general amusing banter as result of said post:

http://gawker.com/this-poor-guy-could-not-have-picked-a-better-shirt-to-g-1652973448

Is everything okay? Lemme check.

Super nope.

Like I should post a gif of someone being all like NOPE but things are so not okay I can't even.

TL/DR

Are things okay?

Hey, no! Nope!

Everything is not okay

Is everything okay?

No.

I grounded myself from facebook after a silly comment triggered a three-hour-long panic attack.

I am in the middle of a divorce, a bankruptcy and babysitting 10 hours a day.

I forget to eat, continue to mysteriously gain weight, can't sleep and let's not talk about the dishes.

TL/DR

No. Not okay.

I created this as a "lark" (which is so funny and light a word it cannot even contain the shadow of what is going down up in here).

I am going to park all the thoughts and communications I would normally share on facebook in this little place.

And every time I will ask, "Is everything okay?" Right now, this very minute, today? Nope. Everything is not okay.